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Title: The Anne of Cleves Poems
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(Date Posted:02/20/2009 8:33 AM)

Your Highness! I will quite agree
To a divorce !!I'll set you free!
I'd  much prefer to keep my head
Cuz I don't wanna end up dead.
 
So go and find another wife
And she can sacrifice her life!
Try Cathy Howard!  I have heard
That lusty is her favorite word.
 
You'll like her! She 's a pretty child!
And she'll drive your libido wild.
She will succeed where  I did fail
Because I found you old and stale.

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RE:The Anne of Cleves Poems
(Date Posted:02/20/2009 8:36 AM)

From: MSN NicknamePainter12952 Sent: 1/1/2003 11:47 PM
I'm going to DOVER to catch me a boat
And hope I can manage to keep it afloat.
When I'm on the ship, I will journey to Cleves
And paint Anne as pretty as Henry believes.
 
He has to imagine her lovely and fair.
I'll paint her a hat cuz she doesn't have hair.
I'll make her look thin, though she's rather obese,
When he marries her, Englands gonna have peace!
 
I'll be a hero! There won't be a war!
But Henry won't let me paint pictures no more!
As soon as he sees her in person, he'll frown.
He'll call her a mare, and then I'm leaving town.
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