My dear Culpepper, I am queen!
I do not like it! Henry's mean!
He takes me to his bed at night,
And tries to do me! It ain't right!
He cannot get it up at all,
And then he throws me in the hall!
"Get out!" He yells, and then I cry.
I wonder when he's gonna die?
I wish that I was in YOUR bed,
And cannot wait till Henry's dead.
He is quite old, and ill of health
And I'll inherit all his wealth!!
Won't it be fun when he's a stiff?
Perhaps we'll toss him off a cliff!
He really is a lousy king,
But you're the best of everything."
Love,
Cathy
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"Your Grace! Your wife's a little tramp!
She had this note without a stamp!
It's treason! Read the note and weep,
Then we will try the little creep."
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"Egads! The words you say are true!
She is a slut! This will not do!
I'm KING, and I can mess around,
But Cathy has just lost her crown!
Go get her now ! Take her away!
She screwed it up! She's gonna pay!
I had no proof with Anne Boleyn
But this one has admitted sin!"
"Cathy Howard!! You're a whore!
We'll make sure that you bone no more!
You said you wanted Henry dead,
But you are gonna die instead!"
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"Oh rats! I am a goner now!
I'm gonna take my final bow!
What shall I do? What will I wear?
And who is gonna do my hair?
I will be strong! I have to try!
I'm gonna hold my head up high!
Hey guard! Bring me a chopping block
I have a head they're gonna hock."
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