"Fie Henry! You are such a bore!
I hear you found another whore!
Why must you be a naughty king?
You go and ruin everything!!
I' ve been a most devouted spouse,
But you, dear Hank, have been a louse!
You sleep around and spill your seeds
You must confess your dirty deeds!"
"Oh shut up Kate! Don't be uptight!
I AM the king, and it's my right!
Besides, you can't produce a son
I need a wife to give me one!!"
"But Hanky darling! I'M the wife!
And you are stuck with me for life!
You married ME! You took a vow!
You cannot marry Anne the sow!"
But Kate, our marriage is a fraud!
We goofed, and we have angered God!
We have no boy! The Lord is mad!
We must divorce to make him glad!"
"Forsooth!! There will be no divorce!
The pope is on my side, of course!
He'll say you'll have to stay with me,
And you will never be set free!"
"Well I will not obey the pope!
I think he is a silly dope!
I'm gonna make a brand new church,
And leave you hanging in a lurch!"
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"Egads! He left me all alone!
And put his whore upon the throne!
I can't believe my dismal fate.
Who's gonna ask me on a date?
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