"Oh Bessie! Come and share my life!
"Not now Bob, you have a wife"
"But I will throw her down the stairs!"
"You gonna catch her unawares?"
"That's right! I'll shove her! She will fall!"
"Then you can have me after all!"
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"Oh Bess! At last, the wife is dead!"
"Did she fall down and bump her head?"
"Indeed she did! She smashed her brain!
"Then let me take away your pain."
"You mean that I can bone you now?"
"No, Bobby , I must wax my brow"
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"But you waxed your entire head!"
"Now you don't want me in the bed?"
"You're bald! Go get yourself a wig!"
"I am the queen and you're a pig!"
"Forgive me Bess! I am a swine!"
"And you expect I'll make you mine?"
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"But look at what I did for you!"
"You killed your wife, and left no clue?"
"That's right! So let me have my way!"
"I'm gonna paint my face today"
"You mean that you're not really white?"
"Without my makeup I'm a fright!"
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"So what is your excuse today?"
"I have to wash the paint away!!"
"But you'll expose your liver spots!"
"Then go and bone the Queen of Scots!"
"But I don't want the Scottish whore!
I wanna be behind YOUR door!
The broad is loose, but you are tight!
You are the one I want tonight!"
"Now down boy! Don't get in a huff!
Who said that you could have my stuff?
I have to keep you in your place,
You may not go past second base!"
"But second base just will not do!
What will it take to conquer you?
You have to overcome your fear
Or someone's gonna think you're queer!"
"I'm not a lezbo! I like men!
But I can still remember when
My father cut off Mothers head
Because I was a girl instead!
So I am never gonna bone!
I'll never give a man my throne!
I'll keep my head, and save my life
And I will be nobody's wife!!" |
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