Come hither Jane! I have some news! Your cousin Edward blew a fuse!
He coughed up blood and then he died
So now you cannot be his bride!
But don't despair! All is not lost!
I'll be queen mum at any cost!
We conned young Ed! You are the heir!!
We're gonna have some jewels to share!
You'll have the crown, I'll get the rest
Because your mother knows what best!
I'll wave at peasants from my horse
And wear a pillbox hat of course!
It will be grand! I cannot wait!
There's more!! I found your perfect mate!
I am so proud of what I did!
You're gonna wed the Dudley kid!
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But Mummy! It's an icky plot!
I won't obey! I like it not!
I do not wanna be the queen
Her majesty is not my scene!
Why can't I marry Bob or Fred?
I don't want Guilford in my bed!
What must you mess up all my life
And make me be a Dudley wife?
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You brat! You'll do just what I say!
You'll marry Guilford anyway!
His parents gave me lots of cash
And I am gonna keep the stash!
You'll wed his son and make him king
And I will manage everything!
I'll plan parades! I'll dance at balls!
At Christmas, I will deck the halls!
Get over it! Do not complain!
I am the mum! You owe me, Jane!
I should have been the queen instead
But I don't wanna lose my head.
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