"Hey Doc! Now that I've paid your fee,
How come there's not a babe in me?
I got a husband fresh from Spain,
When will I get a labor pain?"
"I checked you out! You're still a maid!
You can't have kids until you're laid!!
You cannot do this on your own,
You and your husband have to bone!"
"But then he'd have to share my bed!
He'd rather read a book instead!
Why can't there be another way?
My Philip doesn't like to play!"
"You've got to turn him on somehow,
And make him keep his wedding vow!
You are the queen, so force the guy,
And make him give some love a try!"
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"Hey Philip! Come and do me NOW!
I want an heir, and this is how!
The doctor says to have some fun
And I'll be knocked up when we're done!"
"But Mary! You have rotten breath,
And you just scare me half to death!
I married you, I paid my debt
And THAT, my dear, is all you get!"
"I'll brush my teeth! I'll comb my hair!
I'll buy a negligee to wear!
I've got to have a Catholic kid
Or else the pope will flip his lid!
I'm desperate Philip! Do me please!
Look here! I'm begging on my knees!
It's treason if you don't obey
You want to keep your head today?"
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"It's morning!! What a happy day!
We did it, and I had my way!
He's SUCH a man! Oh what a stud!
I'll have a child with Spanish blood!!
Good England! Hear the joyful news!
The prince has paid his marriage dues!
Look see! My tummy's getting fat!
I'm pregnant folks! Imagine that!"
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(The months pass by, there is no child.
It's been a while since Mary smiled.
Her rotten teeth have fallen out,
She rubs her belly, with a pout.)
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"My stomach's bigger every day,
I'm SURE the child is on it's way!
If it don't hurry, I'll go nuts
And then, I'm gonna kick some butts!"
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And the rest, as they say is Hysteria
The End
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