http://allmytudors.aimoo.comAimoo CityAimooen-USAimoo http://allmytudors.aimoo.com/category/A-Sonnet-on-the-Accession-of-Henry-the-Eighth-1-1473896.html Greensleeves 2009-06-28 13:54:13.68 Painter's Tudor Travels Celebrate me, or I shall sit on you!I did bite off more than I could chewBut such majesty never bids adieu!Been 500 years since my debutAnd I'm still the king, tis true, tis true!Or there'd not be such a ballyhooAbout all the stuff I got to doI married Kate and made her blueWell, I got no son, what' http://allmytudors.aimoo.com/category/AMT-Halloween-Poem-1-1427674.html Forever_Amber 2009-03-26 11:51:45.967 Painter's Tudor Travels I have been looking all over for this masterpiece of Painters as it's my favorite & I finally unearthed it Come hither, come hither, and sit for a spellWe have stories of murder and malice to tellIt is All Hallows' Eve and the Tower is bareWe bid you to enter! Come in if you dare!What is that? I http://allmytudors.aimoo.com/category/Painter-s-AMT-Welcome-1-1376370.html Forever_Amber 2009-02-20 23:02:18.53 Painter's Tudor Travels We welcome you to England OldeWhere you can watch the past unfold!We tell the tales of queens and kingsWho did some very naughty things! They reigned on high! They chopped off heads!Intrigue was rampant in their beds!No necks were safe when Tudors ruledAnd even Lizzie h http://allmytudors.aimoo.com/category/A-Tudor-Night-Before-Christmas-1-1376346.html Forever_Amber 2009-02-20 22:39:00.043 Painter's Tudor Travels From: Painter12952Sent: 1/2/2003 12:46 AM  A TUDOR NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMASOn the night before Christmas, alone in his house,King Henry was wishing he still had a spouse.His stocking was hung by the chimney with careAnd he hoped that on Christmas a queen would be there. He snuggled his http://allmytudors.aimoo.com/category/The-Anne-of-Cleves-Poems-1-1376339.html Forever_Amber 2009-02-20 22:36:58.857 Painter's Tudor Travels Your Highness! I will quite agreeTo a divorce !!I'll set you free!I'd  much prefer to keep my headCuz I don't wanna end up dead. So go and find another wifeAnd she can sacrifice her life!Try Cathy Howard!  I have heardThat lusty is her favorite word. You'll like her! She 's http://allmytudors.aimoo.com/category/The-Mary-I-Poems-1-1376330.html Forever_Amber 2009-02-20 23:14:29.967 Painter's Tudor Travels From: Painter12952 Sent: 1/1/2003 5:02 PM "Hey Doc! Now that I've paid your fee, How come there's not a babe in me? I got a husband fresh from Spain, When will I get a labor pain?"   "I checked you out! You're still a maid! You can't have kids until you're laid!! Y http://allmytudors.aimoo.com/category/The-Catherine-Parr-Poems-1-1376300.html Forever_Amber 2009-02-20 23:00:46.747 Painter's Tudor Travels From: Painter12952Sent: 1/1/2003 4:52 PM  My My! Who's this? It's Cathy Parr!And she's not demposed so far!She looks just like she isn't dead,With luscious lips of ruby red!! What luck to find such beauty sleeps!And now the queen is mine for keeps!I'll kiss her and she will awakeTo find he http://allmytudors.aimoo.com/category/The-MQOS-Poems-1-1376281.html Forever_Amber 2009-02-21 02:29:00.0 Painter's Tudor Travels From: Painter12952Sent: 1/1/2003 4:42 PM  Egads! You've gone and called me James!This is the very worst of names!You hate me Mom! You want me dead!I hope someone chops off your head! Well I'll surprise you! I will liveIn spite of crummy names you give!I won't end up like all the restBecaus http://allmytudors.aimoo.com/category/A-Miscellaneous-Cavalcade-of-History-1-1376279.html Forever_Amber 2009-02-20 23:15:53.31 Painter's Tudor Travels From: Painter12952 Sent: 1/1/2003 4:36 PM   Prologue Beloved Wales! The name's Owain! The Brits are nuts, but I'm insane! I'm gonna try to set you free And hope that no one murders me!   I knew a guy named Reggie Grey Who tried to take my land away! When I compl http://allmytudors.aimoo.com/category/The-Catherine-Howard-Poems-1-1376275.html Forever_Amber 2009-02-20 23:06:28.843 Painter's Tudor Travels From: Painter12952Sent: 1/1/2003 4:28 PM My dear Culpepper, I am queen!I do not like it! Henry's mean!He takes me to his bed at night,And tries to do me! It ain't right! He cannot get it up at all,And then he throws me in the hall!"Get out!" He yells, and then I cry.I wonder when http://allmytudors.aimoo.com/category/The-Catherine-of-Aragon-Poems-1-1376273.html Forever_Amber 2009-02-20 21:58:19.84 Painter's Tudor Travels From: Painter12952Sent: 1/1/2003 4:26 PM "Fie Henry! You are such a bore!I hear you found another whore!Why must you be a naughty king?You go and ruin everything!! I' ve been a most devouted spouse,But you, dear Hank, have been a louse!You sleep around and spill your seedsYou must confess http://allmytudors.aimoo.com/category/The-Princes-in-the-Tower-Poems-1-1376271.html Forever_Amber 2009-02-20 23:05:21.733 Painter's Tudor Travels From: Painter12952Sent: 1/1/2003 4:19 PM  "Hi boys! How do you like my mask?I'm in disguise to do my task!We're gonna play! Won't it be fun?The game will be called Murder One! Don't be afraid! I'm really nice!I won't leave scars! I'll be precise!So let's pretend you're gonna die,Who w http://allmytudors.aimoo.com/category/The-Jane-Grey-Poems-1-1376269.html Forever_Amber 2009-02-20 21:56:12.763 Painter's Tudor Travels From: Painter12952Sent: 1/1/2003 4:17 PM                                 Come hither Jane! I have some news! Your cousin Edward blew a fuse! http://allmytudors.aimoo.com/category/The-Elizabeth-I-Poems-1-1376266.html Forever_Amber 2009-02-20 23:04:05.043 Painter's Tudor Travels From: Painter12952 Sent: 1/1/2003 4:12 PM   "Oh Bessie! Come and share my life! "Not now Bob, you have a wife" "But I will throw her down the stairs!" "You gonna catch her unawares?" "That's right! I'll shove her! She will fall!" "Then you can have me after all!"   http://allmytudors.aimoo.com/category/The-Henry-VIII-Poems-1-1376263.html Forever_Amber 2009-02-20 23:27:59.39 Painter's Tudor Travels From: Painter12952Sent: 1/1/2003 3:53 PMHENRY'S IN A PICKLE "How now! I need another wife!My Jane is dead! She lost her life!She had a son, now she is dead.I must find someone else to wed.Go overseas, find me a mate!Then paint her face! I cannot wait!You bring it back for me to see,If I'm impre http://allmytudors.aimoo.com/category/The-Jane-Seymour-Poems-1-1376259.html Forever_Amber 2009-02-20 22:51:44.25 Painter's Tudor Travels From: Painter12952Sent: 1/1/2003 4:08 PM  Good News! The dreadful Anne is deadAnd I will be the queen instead!I'll get to wear the Tudor crownWhen Henry takes me on the town! I'll reign supreme! I'll be the best! Cause I am better than the rest!I will succeed and have a sonCuz Annie c http://allmytudors.aimoo.com/category/The-Anne-Boleyn-Poems-1-1376257.html Forever_Amber 2009-02-20 22:42:24.89 Painter's Tudor Travels From: Painter12952Sent: 1/1/2003 3:57 PMMy My!! They say I'll soon be deadAnd that I'm gonna lose my head!They lied!! They told the biggest tales!And now I'm in the worst of jails!The tower's cold! It has no heat!The toilet doesn't have a seat!I have to sleep upon a cotI feel like I am gonna rot!Ala http://allmytudors.aimoo.com/category/Painter-s-Introduction-1-1376254.html Forever_Amber 2009-02-20 21:48:10.653 Painter's Tudor Travels  Well howdy doo to all my friendsFrom Paints, where nonsense never ends!This is the place where I'll composeAnd wax of all the Tudor woes! I'll start by pasting all my stuffInto a single thread of  bluff!So bear with me until I findThe odes that clutter up my mind! I'll